Skewed Presidential Quiz Results
10/23/04


I took some quiz that told me how I should vote this election, and the results were such a shocker!

According to this, I should vote for President Bush. Well no screamin' eagle shit, Charlie Chan! The rest is fairly accurate except for the third one. My complaint is that Jean Francois Kerry rates too fucking high on this list. When I looked closer into the results as to why he's number three, according to that website's information, it's because of how I answered a couple questions. I support the PATRIOT act, and I support the War in Iraq. According to their data, so does Kerry. Well, at least he did at one point, but now he's changed his mind. Gah...you can't keep up with that guy. So the results are a bit skewed on those two issues. In all reality, the Poodle would be right after Michael Peroutka, and would be more around the 10-15% range. Sorry, but there's just no way I could vote for someone who supports abortion on demand, supports gun control legislation, supports tax increases, supports social services, supports affirmative action, supports radical environmentalist policies, and supports socialized medicine. While at the same time is against partial privatization of Social Security, against voting to support our troops at war, proposed an actual cut (as opposed to slowing the rate of growth) to our intelligence budget after the first attack on the World Trade Center, is against school vouchers, and is against drilling for oil in a small section of a frozen wasteland. But above all that, it's what that fucker did in 1971 on the Senate Floor. That and what he said in 1994 in reference to American soldiers dying supporting the United Nations was justified, but if they died while serving their country (aka: the United States of America), it's not. Here's the quote from the Washington Post...

Kerry's belief in working with allies runs so deep that he has maintained that the loss of American life can be better justified if it occurs in the course of a mission with international support. In 1994, discussing the possibility of U.S. troops being killed in Bosnia, he said, "If you mean dying in the course of the United Nations effort, yes, it is worth that. If you mean dying American troops unilaterally going in with some false presumption that we can affect the outcome, the answer is unequivocally no."

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Dammit, now I'm all worked up. I was in such a good mood. Anyways, if it's of any consolation to you JFK supporters, I would prefer him over the Socialist.  Well here are the results of the quiz I took:

1. Bush, President George W. - Republican (84%)
2. Badnarik, Michael - Libertarian (53%)
3. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (37%)
4. Peroutka, Michael - Constitution Party (34%)
5. Cobb, David - Green Party (8%)
7. Nader, Ralph - Independent (8%)
8. Brown, Walt - Socialist Party (0%)


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