Sweet Ann Strikes Again
10/09/04


My secret love interest and top 5 favorite political pundit has a new book out. I'll need to pick that one up in the near future. The title says it all...and the first time I heard it, I laughed my balls off. If you have no idea who Ann Coulter is, then where the hell have you been?!?! And if you do know her, either you love her, or you can't stand her. No middle ground here. Check some of these Coulter quips out...
Ann Coulter - How to Talk to a Liberal (if you must)
•The essence of being a liberal: “The absolute conviction that there is one set of rules for you, and another, completely different set of rules for everyone else.”

•John Kerry: “A reporter asked Kerry, ‘Are you for or against gay marriage?’ As usual, his answer was, ‘Yes.’ ”

•Her 9/11 comments: “I am often asked if I still think we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. The answer is: Now more than ever!”

•The state of the Democratic Party: “Teddy Kennedy crawls out of Boston Harbor with a quart of Scotch in one pocket and a pair of pantyhose in the other, and Democrats hail him as their party’s spiritual leader.”

•Her philosophy for arguing with liberals: “Tough love, except I don’t love them. My ‘tough love’ approach is much like the Democrats’ ‘middle-class tax cuts’—everything but the last word.”

•The “Treason Lobby”: “Want to make liberals angry? Defend the United States.”

It's safe to say that she makes me giggle. Especially fun is when Ann is on Hannity & Butthead and she and Mr Colmes go at it. In the end, she politically bitch-slaps him, which makes my dick hard!

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ANN COULTER.ORG.


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